How to unlock every achievement, which ones you can miss, and the best order to get them all. Tick them off as you go.
Scanned Alone Missable 34.7% of players
Stand in a defective turret detector
In Chapter 5, step into the scanning beam in the turret redemption line where the template turret normally sits.
No Hard Feelings Missable 31% of players
Save a turret from redemption
In Chapter 5, catch and carry the non-defective turret riding along the turret redemption conveyor belt.
Drop Box Missable 28.9% of players
Place a cube on a button without touching the cube
In Test Chamber 06 of Chapter 2, press the button to drop a cube and redirect it with portals directly onto the floor switch without picking it up.
Good Listener Missable 28.4% of players
Take GLaDOS' escape advice
In Chapter 4 during your escape, follow GLaDOS's instructions to return to the test chamber instead of escaping with Wheatley.
Wake Up Call 74.1% of players
Survive the manual override
Progress through Chapter 1; it unlocks automatically after your relaxation chamber crashes into the main facility.
You Monster 64.7% of players
Reunite with GLaDOS
Progress the story into GLaDOS's chamber in Chapter 1 where Wheatley accidentally reactivates her.
Undiscouraged 62.7% of players
Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test
Complete Test Chamber 01 in Chapter 2, which introduces the Thermal Discouragement Beam.
High Five Online 58.5% of players
Celebrate your cooperative calibration success
Complete the cooperative calibration course at the very beginning of Co-op mode.
Bridge Over Troubling Water 53.3% of players
Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test
Complete Test Chamber 11 in Chapter 3, which introduces the Hard Light Bridge.
Team Building Online 49.4% of players
Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course
Complete all six test chambers in Course 1 of the cooperative campaign.
SaBOTour 46.5% of players
Make a break for it
Progress through Chapter 4 and escape GLaDOS's testing track with Wheatley.
Stalemate Associate 45.5% of players
Press the button!
Press the Stalemate Resolution Button at the end of Chapter 5 to initiate the core transfer.
Vertically Unchallenged 42.9% of players
Master the Repulsion Gel
Complete the testing tracks in Chapter 6 that require the use of blue Repulsion Gel.
Tater Tote 41% of players
Carry science forward
Progress through Chapter 6 and stab GLaDOS onto your portal gun as a potato battery.
Confidence Building Online 40.9% of players
Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Complete all eight test chambers in Course 2 of the cooperative campaign.
Stranger Than Friction 39.4% of players
Master the Propulsion Gel
Complete the testing chambers in Chapter 7 that require the use of orange Propulsion Gel.
White Out 38.3% of players
Complete the first Conversion Gel test
Complete the first test chamber in Chapter 7 that introduces the white Conversion Gel.
Dual Pit Experiment 37% of players
Do the same test twice
Complete Test Chamber 01 in Chapter 8, which is Wheatley's modified version of GLaDOS's earlier test.
Tunnel of Funnel 35.1% of players
Master the Excursion Funnel
Master the Excursion Funnels by completing Test Chamber 15 in Chapter 8.
The Part Where He Kills You 34.4% of players
This is that part
Survive Wheatley's ambush trap at the start of Chapter 9.
Lunacy 34.1% of players
That just happened
Shoot a portal at the Moon during the final boss battle against Wheatley.
Air Show Online 33.2% of players
Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op
While airborne in co-op mode, use the gesture menu to trigger two different gestures before landing.
Bridge Building Online 32% of players
Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course
Complete all eight test chambers in Course 3 of the cooperative campaign.
Gesticul-8 Online 27.1% of players
Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op
Unlock all 8 co-op gestures by progressing through the co-op campaign and perform each one at least once.
Obstacle Building Online 26.3% of players
Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course
Complete all nine test chambers in Course 4 of the cooperative campaign.
Preservation of Mass 24.4% of players
Break the rules in Test Chamber 07
Carry the Companion Cube out of Test Chamber 07 and bring it with you past the emancipation grill into the maintenance room.
You Saved Science Online 21.2% of players
Complete all test chambers in all courses of co-op
Complete every test chamber across all five standard courses in co-op mode.
Portrait of a Lady 11.6% of players
Find a hidden portrait
In Chapter 7, enter the hidden room behind a locked gate near the entrance of the 1970s area and look at the portrait of Cave Johnson and Caroline.
Ship Overboard 10.7% of players
Discover the missing experiment
In Chapter 6, locate and pass through a hidden door near a catwalk in the 1950s area to discover an empty dry dock labeled Borealis.
Can't Touch This Online 9.8% of players
Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op
Perform any gesture while standing right in front of a live turret that is safely blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op mode.
Rock Portal Scissors Cumulative Online 9.8% of players
Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row
Use the rock-paper-scissors gesture with your partner and win three rounds consecutively.
Asking for Trouble Online 8.9% of players
Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses
Perform any gesture directly in front of a security camera in at least one chamber of each of the five co-op courses.
Pturretdactyl 8.7% of players
Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret
In Chapter 2, Test Chamber 06, pick up a broken turret from the trash pile and drop it onto an Aerial Faith Plate.
Pit Boss 7.9% of players
Show that pit who's boss
At the start of Chapter 9, jump down into the bottomless pit after Wheatley asks you to jump into it.
Door Prize 7.2% of players
Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors
In Chapter 6, interact with all six sealed vitrified test chamber doors hidden throughout the 1950s and 1970s facilities.
Schrodinger's Catch 6.9% of players
Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground
In Chapter 6, break the glass to coat a box in blue Bounce Gel, then catch it in midair before it bounces off the floor.
Four Ring Circus Online 6.8% of players
Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op
Chain four portals together and fall through all four of them in continuous succession without touching the floor in co-op.
You Made Your Point 6.5% of players
Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8
At the start of Test Chamber 01 in Chapter 8, stand completely still on the button and refuse to solve the puzzle until Wheatley speaks.
Professor Portal Online 5.9% of players
After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before
Finish the entire co-op campaign, then invite and complete the Calibration Course with a friend who has never played co-op before.
Narbacular Drop Online 5.8% of players
Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing
Fire a portal directly beneath your co-op partner while they are in the middle of performing a gesture.
Final Transmission 5.4% of players
Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man's dens
In Chapter 2, Test Chamber 06, grab the radio from the junk pile and carry it into the hidden Rat Man den to receive the signal.
Empty Gesture Online 4.6% of players
Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them
Have your co-op partner stand on a hard light bridge performing a gesture, then move your portal to drop them into toxic water.
Friends List With Benefits Online 4.5% of players
While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list
Use the hug gesture on three different players from your Steam friends list while playing co-op.
Overclocker Cumulative 4% of players
Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds
Complete Test Chamber 10 in Chapter 2 in 70 seconds or less.
Smash TV 3.7% of players
Break 11 test chamber monitors
Destroy 11 of the large television screens displaying Wheatley's face across his test chambers in Chapter 8.
Iron Grip Online 3.6% of players
Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Solve Chamber 6 of Course 2 (Mass and Velocity) in co-op without letting any cube fall into the hazard or be destroyed.
Party of Three Online 3.6% of players
Find the hidden companion cube in co-op test chamber
In Chamber 9 of Course 2 (Mass and Velocity), open the hidden door using the Aerial Faith Plates to find the Companion Cube.
Triple Crown Online 3% of players
Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each
Complete any three test chambers within Course 2 (Mass and Velocity) in under 60 seconds each.
Portal Conservation Society Cumulative Online 2.8% of players
Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements
Complete Chamber 3 of Course 3 (Hard-Light Surfaces) using a combined total of five or fewer portals between both players.
Talent Show Online 2.7% of players
Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mobility Gels co-op course
Complete Chamber 6 of Course 5 (Mobility Gels) in co-op without ever losing or destroying a single cube.
Still Alive Cumulative Online 2.4% of players
Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying
Complete all chambers in Co-op Course 4 (Excursion Funnels) from start to finish without either player dying. If a player dies, you must restart the entire course to attempt it again.
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